Himura! You red headed loser! Himura! You red headed loser!

"And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.”

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 Anonymous asked: "you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE"

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema




lokid-fallen-angel:

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh





[X]

how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

9 seasons of about 22 episodes per season at about 40 min per episode = AT LEAST 7920 minutes of footage, all of which is gif-worthy 
That’s how.

lokid-fallen-angel:

frolicking-pizza:

sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh

[X]

how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN

9 seasons of about 22 episodes per season at about 40 min per episode = AT LEAST 7920 minutes of footage, all of which is gif-worthy 

That’s how.

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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ultrafacts:

highgarden-queen:

ultrafacts:

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People have red eyes? What

ultrafacts:

highgarden-queen:

ultrafacts:

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People have red eyes? What

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Hiccup stashing things in/on his armor (◡‿◡✿)

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harrypotterconfessions:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

ADN GOODNIGHT

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"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

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pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

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jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

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Oh, look at that face! So nice to squeeze it again.

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team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

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weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

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